I love the sketch comedy radio show, the Irrelevant Show which is on CBC Radio 1. I laugh out loud when I listen to it.
Check out the 'Library Hold Sketch' on this podcast. It is the third sketch. Do you know a patron this desperate for a new release?
http://www.cbc.ca/irrelevantshow/popupaudio.html?clipIds=2445348138, 2445347593, 2445347758, 2445347420, 2445346543